程序员们的辩解之辞

LW of a Perl programmer:

I don't have to write documentation. The source is
  formatted so well, I can read it
  anytime later...

or
        
  Im just going to write a regular
  expression to find this, then I'm
  done...

Java:

  One more layer of abstraction and this problem should go away...

Every programmer, everywhere:

  What?  That can't be happening, I didn't touch that part of the
code.

Java people don't die, they wait for the garbage collector to get them

C#

Thread.Sleep(Timeout.Infinite)

Assembly:

    Huh, that code wasn't supposed to be self-modifying...

"It's ok, we trust our users"

"SELECT * FROM User WHERE User.Id = " + Request["id"]

PHP tutors:

    It's only aimed at beginners, the security stuff can go in a later chapter...

PHP site developers:

    It's only a prototype, we can worry about that escaping business later...

PHP site users:

    I'll just browse this site using IE...